I'm just a girl who can't say no

I thought I was safe. I thought I (amazingly) had a weekend ahead of me (I remember those: I had one back in July)

But the lure of Officer In Charge on a Sunday is too great, especially when it's going to cost me $600 to bring Miss Daisy back from the dead (not counting the possible cost of new daisies required to resticker her mangled bonnet and such)