Because I left my camera at home yesterday...

You're not going to see a photo of the Canberra Theatre's House Manager wheeling an ironing board across the foyer.

Or a photo of him returning to show us a whiz-bag supersonic iron unit with attached steam generator, steam wand and lint roller. Which I instantly coveted.

You're also not going to see the beautiful retro neck tie someone tied around Al's neck.

Sorry.