It's weird working in an office with other people. Or maybe I just work in a weird office...
Yesterday morning a colleague and I played patty cake. As you do.
And in the afternoon I had this conversation with Finance Boy who sits next to me:
FB: (Out of the blue) "Would you like to see my bank account?"
TSS: (Looking perplexed) Is that some kind of Accountant mating call I don't know about?"
(titters from behind us where everyone else sits)
So we all huddled round to look at FB's bank account. Which has a whopping 9 cents in it.
TSS: "It's very small, isn't it?"
Other Officemate: "Yeah, but it's not important how big it is it's what he does with it..."
At which stage we all fell round in fits of laughter.