An ode to our newly opened Borders Bookstore

Three little Librarians were eating their tea
When TSS brought out a catalogue for them to see
Borders had opened that day! They all danced with glee!

Books were much better than cake they decided, and so
Halfway through tea they were ready to go
Out the door, in the car, to the mall. But blow!Borders were closed! Librarians pouted and cried
While peering through the grill to see the inside:
"Borders are bastards! Their catalogue lied!"So back to cheesecake and wine (with money not spent)
The Librarians rechecked the catalogue and started to vent
With frustration at misinformation (and thus ends my lament!)